Sunday, March 05, 2006

The Quick & The Dead

Here's G-Wing's bathroom after a good mopping. Not a place to loiter if you have no business. They encourage us to nip about when we use the bathroom, rattling their batons under the stall doors and so on, to hurry us up.
You may notice at the lower left-hand side of the picture, that our so-called 'bidet' is right out in the open. The Governor frowns on things like bidets and hair-dryers as being effeminate. Regulations forced him to include what he considers an abomination in his prison's bathroom. But they didn't stipulate where it should go. This legal loophole enabled him to place the 'bidet' where nobody but the bravest of men would dare use it.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are for real and really killed 2 innocent people I hope you rot in hell you Jew mother fucker you.

1:46 AM  
Blogger Earl Jackson said...

Thanks for your interest, and I'm sure we'll all rot in hell together in the end:)

6:28 AM  
Blogger zoe said...

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3:31 PM  
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3:31 PM  
Blogger Earl Jackson said...

'Iron bars...' and all that, Zoe. Even though I'm banged up I'm still free to dream of my release. I'll call you in '08, Ok? Until then it's the old hand shandy or Simon.

4:09 PM  

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