Saturday, March 11, 2006

Prison Justice

Things have come to a head with our unwanted cell-guest. Tension had been building since he was first dropped on us, and last night he crossed a line. Simon came back from the latrine to find the gangly, Rasputin-like 'beast*' tampering with his picnic freezer. The results are visible in this photo, taken only moments after the fracas.
I haven't mentioned it, but Simon was featherweight boxing champion for three years running at Reed's. The thieving sex-fiend didn't know what had hit him as Simon gave him a proper public school pasting. Unfortunately, in the process he managed to destroy most of our furniture.
Lucky we don't have the aquarium yet.

*sex offender, slang.


Blogger Aunty Marianne said...

At school we once had a temporary boarder who was found to be snaffling McVities chocolate digestives from other people's tuck boxes.

We gave her an ice bath. She left shortly afterwards.

Perhaps Rasputin will do the same.

9:17 AM  
Blogger Earl Jackson said...

When he gets back from the infirmary, we'll give that a go.

9:57 AM  

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