Monday, March 06, 2006

'Care In The Community' My Arse!

A man looking just like this was put in our cell last night. He's staying for a week and they've given him a folding bed, between mine and Simon's.
His resemblance to Rasputin alone is enough to give us both the willies, though what really makes us wary of him is the crime he's accused of. He was arrested inside the grounds of a mental institution, wherein he had climbed in search of easy sexual prey and where his bad luck was to accost and violate the retarded neice of a prominent UK MP.
Ordinarily his sort would receive a good kicking by the arresting officers and be sent on their way. The girl's family, however, wanted the book thrown at him, and so here he is, glowering up at us from his camp-bed.
Neither Simon nor I got a wink of sleep last night.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAR HAR. THIS IS FUNNY, YES?

10:29 AM  
Blogger Earl Jackson said...

I fail to see the humour in it, myself but it takes all sorts...

11:41 AM  
Blogger Justin said...

PLEASE. IS FUNNY?

12:23 PM  
Blogger Earl Jackson said...

Is what funny, Justin?

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truely a land of opportunity! As an international student from a less privileged country I am suprised that they actually allow you internet access... A friend of mine hardly allowed to keep his books...

6:19 PM  
Blogger Earl Jackson said...

Thank you, anonymous. Yes, it's a grand country, isn't it?

6:29 PM  
Blogger Aunty Marianne said...

Were these the books on magic tricks and escapology by any chance?

11:40 PM  
Blogger Earl Jackson said...

If Alistair Crowley was your prisoner you'd need to confiscate his books or pretty soon, he'd do a Prospero and make the prison disappear.

6:41 AM  

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